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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

JAI MANGLU BABA

Digest: This post is a writer's humorous take on one of news headlines in 'Times of India' - /It's official now: Ministers' relatives and companions can avail free air travel/. The post is written in Hinglish with a reference of some hypothetical 'Manglu Baba' to enhance the humor effect. A contemporary hindi television watcher can better enjoy the post.



How is ‘A’ related to ‘D’ type long link relationship questions in the analytical reasoning section of those aptitude tests get on my nerves as like me, English also doesn’t have much respect and sense of human societal relationships. Saala ek ‘aunty’ title ke under all small middle large packs of chachi, taayi, bua , mami, mausi, friend ki mummy, mummy ki friend sb cover ho jata hai..!!

Who says these societal relationships are worth their weight in dust??..Arrey hum se puchho, inki keemat...Thanks to these relations only – ‘aaj langoor ke haath angoor hainJ

The day is still fresh in my mind, jab meine ‘manglu baba’ ke ashram me (kya??? Manglu baba ko nahi jantey?? Go get a fist of water, and choke urself by diving in it...Manglu baba, paraanthey wali gali se jo purani haveli dikhti hai, uske pichhwarey me rehtey hain! DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA) mannat maangi thi ke jis din mujhe plane me udne ka chance milega, usi din nangey paaon unke ashram ke pichhwade jakar , mombatti jalaunga, nariyal forunga aur baba ke charity box me purey 11 rupaye chadaunga!!

Mere barson ki tapasya has shown come to colors.... ‘manglu baba’ ne meri sun li...unke ghar me der hai pr andher nahi... (manglu baba ka Prasad- a times of india link) ... meri mausi ki behan ki saas ke bete ke chachey ke bhatijey ke cousin ki saali ki nanad ke husband ke dost ke father minister hain... and guess what!! ab toh hum b plane waley ho gye hain!! And this time, I am gonna ‘mannat’ for a private chopper...!!

Do u knw, what was the reason for my last break up?? Kya? Mein Brahman ka ladka hu aur wo kayasth ki beti?? Crap! Arrey ni wo khabar pakki nahi hai...asali baat to ye thi ...ki meri girlfriend ke dusre boyfriend ke pass ‘karizma’ thi aur mere pas ‘90’ model bajaj chetak jo petrol se jyada dhakkey se chalta hai...( I always told her how fuel efficient it was...bt usmey itni samajh hoti toh meri sath hi kyn hoti :P).. But now she wd realize her mistake...mere sath hoti toh aj plane me jati..

Paise uske pitaaji ki tax pocket se jaayenge aur yahan mein aur meri girlfriend plane udayengey :))


- krazy idiot

1 comment:

Srivats said...

LOL at your aunty thing