Thursday, December 17, 2009


Its quite long that i have updated my blog. Though ideas and thoughts, as usual, kept haunting my mind, it was a bit difficult to take time to process them into full fledged posts. As now, i have concluded my project semester and the like stuff that took me involved, i am putting lots of those into one post. One more thing, the page is redirected and i want my blogger buddies to shift to this and join this.

For the blogger buddies, who have come here with the sole intent of finding some kinky stuff to satiate their deviant tastes, i announce beforehand that the title is a little bit of dupery and the title 'X PORN' stands for '10 Personalities Outspeaking Repulsive Notions'. :)

Although there are lots of such people, lets take some of those of India's concerns.

Barkha Dutt : The tough woman, u might have got a chance to catch sometime through ‘the third eye’ column of ‘The Hindustan Times’ or the NDTV talk show ‘We The People’ or some news bulletin, if nothing else, atleast through her projections in ‘Romilla Dutta’ a war news reporter wearing a cropped haircut played by actress Preity Zinta in bollywood flick ‘Lakshay’. The lady, who has ever shown her enthusiasm at its full swing bringing every tragic event be it Kargil war, Tsunami or the 26/11 mumbai attack right before ur eyes in ur home in as detailed way as possible, abusing every rule of ethical journalism, jeopardizing many a live and helping terrorists in every which way, inviting a great deal of harsh criticism from Indian Navy, government officials on media, information ministry and bloggers community. The worst part was that, instead of accepting her mistake, she was found suing Chaitanya Kunte, a blogger condemning her irresponsible behavior.

Arindam Chaudhary : Recall the full colored page advertisements highlighting ‘ Dare to think beyond IIMs’. Yes m talking of that very daring guy with claims taller than Burj Dubai, a graduate and dean of his family institute IIPM, an institute which is self proposed to be the best B school in India with some facilities which no indian school can ever dream of providing and not to forget free laptops and foreign tours to its students over and above the best placements ever!!??!!??..!! The claims were challenged by many a parties like jammags and other and were falsified in every which way. Leaving it aside, the guy has fully expressed himself and his every new conceived notion of his mind ranging from anything to every thing ( even free counseling and advices for what movies should u watch!!!) through his paid full page advertisements in various national dailies.

Ajmal Amir Kasab : Meet the special guy, the lone surviving 26/11 terrorist, who is living at an expense of Rs. 8.5 laks a day by Maharashtra government accounting to more than 32 crores so far ( a Times of India report). The 2008 mumbai massacre prime accuse is a very hard-to-please guy and demands luxury treatment. Don’t get blown-up by his demands. Demands are very simple n placative like mutton biryani n basmati rice for his food, perfume for fighting his bad body odour, toothpastes for his happydent smile, urdu newspaper (which one?) and stroll outside the cell for fresh air. Don’t u appease him and he gets wild with rage and abuses the jail staff.

Russell Peters : The Anglo-Indian descent, a Canadian stand up comic. Get some of his videos on youtube and u ll come to know how racially charged dumb ass he is!! Man, he has got springs all over his body to make those ridiculous expressions just to utter complete crap about Indians. I would be entertained if he had any healthy comedy stuff be it against Indians, but most of the time its so cheap stuff to get cheap American laughs!! The funny part is yet to come, INDIANS! yes, some of my Indian friends are more than happy to buy his over expensive tickets just to listen to how cheap Indians are!

U call it modesty! I call it stupidity.

Sameer Barua: Prof. Barua, director IIM A announces ‘IIMs have decided to continue with computer-based test for 2009. We also look forward to continue the CAT through computer-based testing in future’. CAT, one of the most coveted exams in India, was marred by technical glitches, mismanagement, unfair advantages, cheating cases, question leakages, server breakdown and bla-bla, this year. CAT was conducted online, first time in its history for 2.41 lakh candidates across the country. IIMs should definitely be praised for this innovative step. Conducting paper- pencil based test for such a large no. of students was getting very tough for the institutes as it leaves professors at IIMs busy for weeks taking care of printed papers for security purposes. And conducting a retest is not at all easy task and could cause a lot of mayhem and changes in academic schedule. But seeing all the disaster, the action taken cant be justified on any basis. As in a country, where IIMs are no less than religious institutes and exams like CAT, JEE are held sacred, determining future of large section of student community, taking such a action that too when the IIMs are internally divided (all iim faculties including directors except directors iim a/b are demanding a retest to maintain integrity of test and restore student faith in the exam. The egoistic Barua, tells director IIM C to conduct his own test if he doesn go his accord!!) is condemned in every which way.

Raj Thakrey: I really don’t find words to say about this superhero. Before my blood blast off my veins, I prefer to keep mum and quit.

Mayawati: A self proclaimed ‘zinda devi’- living goddess. This devi is my favorite. I have already made her references in my earlier posts. The goddess who, sometimes back, was engaged in making the land of UP a heaven by beautiful gardens and all, now wanted its trifurcation for its better development. Need I say more?

Shabana Azmi : A film actress , a social activist, a former MP and a muslim (as she introduces herself), has ever spoken out her mind very frankly and openly. Though she sounds a bit rational sometimes but the lady really loses her way in flow. The lady who suddenly came to realize sometime back what her religion is, finds herself throwing various statements concerning muslims and islam. But the lady had to take the rebuke from her own community in the ‘veil controversy’ and was told to mind her business. Last year it occurred to the same lady to state that ‘Indian democracy is unfair to muslims and despite Indian secularism muslims are discriminated against'. This was something really gross and incomprehensible, that too when the country had seen a muslim president and when the prime minister of the nation- Dr. Manmohan Singh- announces that the minorities especially muslims must have first claim on resources (although a cheap political stunt for vote bank). For her statements of she not getting a flat, she should come to know that its not the fault of Indian democracy but her community, which makes itself less adaptable anywhere due to its preconceived notions.

Bajrang Dal: This goes for all be it Ram sene, shiv sena , bajrang dal, VHP or anyother self proclaimed guardian of our Indian culture. Who gives right to such fools to define and design our culture?? What do they know of our culture?? Do you think India, a land changing its color every 100 km in every respect be it religion, language, style, dress, festival, foods etc sticks to a culture defined by these fundamentalists. I don’t think ancient Indians who had such a high hold on spiritual science would find sex to be something petty and repulsive. This pious activity should be cherished and celebrated. I suppose there have always been enough negative elements in the society to modify our culture to suit their own. And a section of society is always docile enough to take anything from such overcharged fools.

Guess what : Who is last of these X pornstars??? No, not Shah Rukh Khan, Its I, the krazy idiot...after all I too speak a lot of nonsense all the time. Haina??

-krazy idiot


Rachana Shakyawar said...

@ Krazy IDIOT

SO you are back...back with the cranky and churning thoughts...apparently each word is TRUE!

But the big question still remains unanswered...if U regard yourself proudly a krazy Idiot...aren’t we Idiots too reading and applauding your thoughts!

Hey Vishal I liked your post... but it lack your sheer utter criticism at the end of the post!
The only thing that stuck me the best was reading that damn Idiot word...which reminds me of 3Idiots and simply can’t stop myself to think like an Idiot today during the seasonal vacation!

Glad you are back :) :) don’t you miss this winter without letting your poetic words on the fog, warmth, tea and Maggie! :):)

Welcome back :)

vishal jindal said...

thank u rachana
kk lets take the BIG question..see there is no use of being smart enough that u lose complete sense of ingenuousness and craziness. As sometimes, the views expressed here on this blog, though innocuous at the core, may turn a bit repelling, its always easy to take it from an idiot than from a self proclaimed intellectual. Moreover, it was only after my friend's suggestion that i came to realize how demonic signals i could be sending through my previous url. i hope i have made myself clear.

For that utter shear criticism, i think its all there, may be not so blatant but still very obvious.

Thanks 4 the warm welcome..same feeling here to find u after long.. n yes i ll come with some poetry soon.. thank u once again ..
cheers and keep visiting. :) :)

Mahesh Sindbandge said...

After a long time... :)

Were u known for witticism and criticism?? *thinking again* Well, i remember the mayawati kand u mentioned :P

Its nice to see so many quote"stars"unquote listed out there and it not only raised bar for their stupidity and fame( other way getting famous) but also makes them more disgusting as ever.

I think u missed few more such personalities...i am sure u can 1 or 2 from south India too.

After seeing so much of their idioticity, i kind of expect a big big star at last place but anyways.the above 9 are superb, the way u mentioned :)

Keep writing :)


vishal jindal said...

hi mahesh
knwn for criticism..ummm...not really..
yes they are absolutely i just came thru another gross thing by ajmal amir kasab to absolutely disown any of his previous statement!!! such mockery our system is becoming..
hmm i missed a lot of..and yes post is conspicuously missing south india..thanks 4 the observation..probably they are sensible :) :)

keep visiting :)